ROTFL - Metal fairy tale
hahahahaha, this is insane, I got it from the Sonata Arctica Yahoo mailing list and was sent by simona, dunno if she/he made it, but it's so freacking hilarious, I'm still rolling on the floor laughing :'D (hey, I made a new emoticon)
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon,drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes
from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an
enchanted forest
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the
princes and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing
accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the
dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without
the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon
with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the
princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and
impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales
the deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his
guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills
her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and
eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse
and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and
thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a
solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with
all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory...
the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL"
protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and
tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat,
makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of
fairy tale land by security guards.
Mood:laughing to death
Listening to: Avantasia - Farewell
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